Tuesday 27 December 2011

Dangerous, funny ????????

Just note that police are allow to forcefully entered and arrest people's house for public nudity.

This where i am slidely concerned as erm........I am naked at home all the time. 'SIR...... oh sry' you know anytime they just barg in and erm you know swinging (hahahaha)i am just kidding.

Heard that got one guy said' Sharing a love with a cup of people brings people closer'. He uses 140kg of coffee bean to make a mosaic. As all for art and you know, i know a lot of coffee drinkers will go like' WHAT YOU USE THAT FOR ART!!!!!, IS ON THE WALL!!!!, IT SHOULD BE IN MY MOUTH!!!!.


Cannot forget the part where 40 guys stand outside the shop in orchard road i guess.Whoa in facebook all the girls were like this . Then you know the hands on the Abs, on the chest. Girls were went insane, Alright that's truth. But my favorite photo gotta be (cannot find the photo)two guys showing their belly.
People complain about their giant poster and then 40 guys were there. so which means people who complain about their poster are probably guys(not me hor).Relax guys the girls still love is just that you dun have the penis pointer like all those guys have. Come on buck up guys got to start you action you know whip her all the time.

Bhbness in rich people

I went to Mount Faber and found a guy name Stavrou(i think a lot of people likes him). See he drive in with his Ferrari, ask a guy to park his car for him. He shove his clothes and begin to talk to some dame. Over there say what ' Look how nice my car is and how small dick is..' Because my car is there and my dick is small. Jealous about my Ding Dong. Too bad but is truth small cock!!!!!!!!!!!

The think i regret the most..:~(

I'II will be welcoming 2012  with open arms!!! :D  Well for now i am currently stuck at my Auntie house, missing only the best and happiest days with my family(pretty sad actually), i never use to being apart with my family for such a prolong timing. I won't say who as PROBABLY ALL OF YOU ARE STALKERS. Just kidding to y'all(My Dad). As for you to know he has been damn tolerance to me apparently, since when i was small i was already spoiled and everybody gotta give in to me(Do not do that is really not nice, and you will regret it). 


For now my dearest mum had passed away this year in January, i actually thought that at least both of my parents will live long to see my children. Unfortunately, my mum din't make it through. I did den actually really got to say goodbye to her. Really, i regret the most is i neglected her(I was speechless at that moments).
Maybe you will never become a good student, police or whatever. But more important is a good man. Being a good man feelings is like a 4 of July. Everybody who is watching this, please finish what is important so that you will not be carrying the regrets with you, and your mind will be at ease.

Monday 26 December 2011

Something to say.......

Recently, due to my horrible diet(snacking on junk food, eating Damn late at night) and crazy vampire sleeping hours.
I am giving birth to oil, Fats and pimples again AGIAN. Whats damn wrong with my body(actually just finding opportunity to eat -.-)seriously. Always very bitchy in the morning, and freak out by my bro when he came out of the toilet sounds like some one is damn hardcore trying to rape you or what-.-


My damn neighbours call the cops as i blast Hardcore songs, almost got fined man Bloody Hell Holy Shit i mean.
See i am a polite man pls dun do this to me hehe. Well Singapore has a rise of demand for strippers that's right Singapore. Is unfair when man got to strip down with nothing but the girls had their laundry on. just take of your clothes we will treat you all the same(HeHeHe) :) 

People thinking to make a change

People is think kind of Ohhh i am going to make a change, well  45% is truth.
You must really know what kind of change, as your feeling your heart wasn't ready,
but more important, the man.
See the feeling and heart resemble everything thats is inside so.
Good becomes great, bad become worst.
Choose wisely.

This is all i wanted it to be a long time .....

2011 has been possibly the busiest year of my teenage life(i guess?)To those who’ve had been very torlerence to me this year, I apologize for my curtness, irritability, permanent attachment to my computer games and TV shows, perpetual Habits and being generally a shitass person to be around. :) I will be better!


After CNY, Imma going to focus on my study and allocate more time with my Dad and ppl who loves me.
I haven had much time with my friends, well i think they kinda given up on me.
I dun celebrate christmas much i dun go to church and open present beside the christmas tree with my family.
Hai, i really really want to celebrate it with ppl i really cherish and love.

What i want singaporeans to be

For 2012 i wish for singaporeans to be a happier bunch of people.
More love and less hate. Hate bad ppl more love Good people more :)
Try to find a little bit of happiness like go read more books go see more funny things(winter wipeouts best)i mean really whatever that floats your boat.

I hope everybody had a awesome of 2012,and erm singapore can be a more compassionate society and also converse if you are watching this pls drop your prices agn.
Also in year2012 i hope you guys had a good health as thats the most important things.
Everybody stop worried about the future and enjoy the present for wat it is.